Here's How (To Mix Them)

This is all kinds of awesome:

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2009/08/heres-how-to-mix-them.html

It's "the world's only verbal cocktail manual," originally released as a 10" LP. You can download the mp3 files at the link, and it's well worth it.

Maurice Dreicer was a radio personality and gourmet who spent forty years on a quest for the perfect steak, invented a caviar-testing device, and "spent over thirty years in time, over half a million dollars in money, and over two million miles in travel (including fifteen trips to Europe) to gather the information for the WORLD'S ONLY VERBAL COCKTAIL MANUAL." - quoted from the liner notes reproduced on the WFMU site.